Mark Simmons: Quip Off the Mark

“One of the UK’s pre-eminent pun merchants…the quickest quipster in showbusiness.” – Evening Standard As Seen on Mock The Week, BT Sport and ITV, ‘Master of one-liners’, and social media phenomenon Mark Simmons brings his sell-out tour show ‘Quip Off the Mark’. This isn’t your average one-liner show as there is the running theme throughout. This year Mark’s parents have sold the house he grew up in and has to collect his box of stuff from the loft. Come discover what’s in the box in this top-level one-liner show structured in a way you’ve never seen before. “Absolutely hilarious.” The Scotsman ★★★★ “A talented comic with an artisan’s grasp of joke writing.” Chortle ★★★★